The mob sounds like a crowd from a European soccer event. They chant "Ein prosit, ein prosit, der Gemütlichkeit!" (A cheers, a cheers, comfort of others!) Someone at the next table stands on the table and tips back a nearly full stein, roughly the size of a human head. They empty the contents into their mouth as the crowd around them erupts into cheers, encouraging them to complete their task. If they finish, 6,000 strangers will applaud them and cheer. If they don't, 6,000 strangers will boo them, making it known that they don't appreciate their lack of masculinity, forgettign that 5,500 of these people will never attempt the same feat. Among the cheers, the man next to you picks up his stein and holds it out in expectation. "Prost!" he yells over the crowd. "Prost!" you respond, clinking glasses. From the table behind you comes an arm and a new round of prost is initiated. This is the universal language of Oktoberfest. That man doesn't speak English, and you don't speak German, but somehow, with the couple of words you both know in each other's native tongue, you learn that he is recently married, on a boys day out with his wife's family from Salzburg. He flips through the book you are using to try to initiate conversation and exclaims "This is beautiful!" paying particular attention to the phrases from the book asking about pregnancy tests and sleeping arrangements. Two steins in and countless rounds of "prost" and 15 brave souls who attempt to impress the crowd with their drinking prowess, the room is a little more dull but the cheers come more frequently and the laughter is louder. Oh, and did I mention it's only 10am?
From Salzburg, I went back to Germany. I was staying about 30 minutes outside of Munich in a small town called Augsburg. The hostel was much nicer than the last one and yet again, I had the room to myself! I arrived late and went to bed pretty early so that I could be in Munich early to meet Jenna.
Getting on the train in the morning was a blast. The atmosphere was insanely fun. On the train, there was a group of kids that were singing crazy songs. One song they sang was the theme to Pippi Longstocking, another was Crazy Train, and then there were some traditional German songs. The women wore beautiful dirndls with matching heels, pearl earrings, and beautifully done hair. The men wore lederhosen with checked shirts, wool sweaters and leather boots. In America, when there is a festival, you're lucky if 20% of the population wears a costume. I would say 90% of the population was wearing the traditional Bavarian dress. Teeny children to elderly men, all in traditional dress. It was really cool. Another thing that struck me was seeing people walking around with open beer in their hands. Obviously, that doesn't fly in America, but it was everywhere in Munich.
I met Jenna at the train station and we immediately set out on a quest for hats. I wanted to go to Oktoberfest wearing a trachten hat, a traditional fedora-like hat that is popular in Bavaria, so we stopped at a few stores along the way. Most were 20-25 euro. I didn't really want to spend that much. There was also a lot of debate about the color. I was originally going to go with a pink hat, but ultimately decided on a more neutral color. We stopped in one store and there was a grey hat with a green ribbon and a brown feather. It cost 20 euro. The green ribbon was coming off, so I asked if they had another. They didn't. :( The woman behind the counter took the hat and stuck a straight pin in the ribbon to hold it. She then wrote down on a piece of paper 13 euro to tell me the reduced price. I happily gave her 13 euro, and merrily went along my way.
We had a hat show....
Keg Hat
The Oktoberfest Sorting Hat
It is traditional to adorn pins to the trachten hat when one gets them. I had gotten one in Salzburg - edelweiss. It was explained to me that edelweiss is a rare flower found in the mountains. It grows in high altitude climates and only blooms for a short period of time. It was old lore that when a man brought a woman edelweiss, he was pledging his devotion to her and asking for her hand in marriage. I did not find a man to bring me edelweiss in Germany, but I found a few men I wouldn't mind if they brought me edelweiss. This is what it looks like. Not a pretty flower, but cool nonetheless.
In Berchtesgaden, I got another pin with a mountain and a climber. I would later get a castle pin in Neuschwanstein and a tent pin with a dangling beer stein and pretzel for Oktoberfest as well. It was fun to collect them!!
Having found our hats, Jenna, and her roommate/friend Angel Rose and I went to Oktoberfest. My first impression was "Woah, this is freaking cool." It was 9:30am and we made it into one of the tents - Hofbrau. There are 14 tents on the grounds of Oktoberfest. They are named for the breweries that sponsor them. Some of the more famous ones are Hippodrom, Armbrutschutzen, Hofbrau, Hacker, Schutzen, Lowenbrau, Augustiner, and Spatenbrau. Each tent has it's own personality which is really cool. We went to two tents - Hofbrau and Hacker. On this first day, we went to Hofbrau.
First, a little background about Oktoberfest:
Crown Prince Ludwig, later to become King Ludwig I, was married to Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen on October 12, 1810. The citizens of Munich were invited to attend the festivities held on the fields in front of the city gates to celebrate the happy royal event. The fields were named Theresienwiese ("Theresa's meadow") in honor of the Crown Princess, and have kept that name ever since, although the locals have since abbreviated the name simply to the "Wies'n". With the exception of a few years for epidemics, wars and inflation, the festival has been held ever since. The only beer allowed to be served at Oktoberfest are those that conform to the German Beer Purity Law or "reinheitsgebot". This means that only beers with 13% wort (or 6% alcohol by volume) are accepted. All beer must be brewed within the Munich city lines. The only beer that meets this criteria is Augusteiner-Brau, Hacker-Pschorr-Brau, Lowenbrau, Paulaner-Brau, Spatenbrau, and Staatliches Hofbrau-Munchen.
Hofbrau-Festzelt is one of the larger tents there, seating 6,000 people inside, and an additional 3,000 people outside. This tent is a favorite of the American tourists, and there were a ton of college students here.
The outside of Hofbrau-Festzelt
The inside of Hofbrau-Festzelt
Jenna had some friends in this tent, so we met up with them and ordered beer. Let me tell you, these beer steins were huge. They apparently hold 4 American beers, and when they are full, they are really heavy.
First legal beverage with my little cuz. Weird!!
Seriously, this thing is as big as your head....
Jenna and her friends
Totally legal! Weird...
About 30 minutes after we got there, one of Jenna's friends wasn't feeling well, so they went outside to get some air. Unfortunately, after they left, they realized that there was a line about 50 people deep to get back in and they weren't allowed to cut. I gave my beer to Jenna's friends and told them to have fun, then I went outside to look for my cousin. We met up and decided to just walk around the fairgrounds. It was so much fun.
Jenna being silly
This little leprechaun was wearing his lederhosen and drinking a beer
Jenna and Angel Rose with the crazy traditionally dressed group
This is the line for Schutzen-Festzelt at 10:30am. This is the reason you need to get there early!
The Oktoberfest eye
Jenna on the Ferris wheel
Angel Rose and me on the Ferris Wheel
These cookies were all the rage. They were to be worn around the neck. Not sure why.
Santa Claus was at Oktoberfest!!
One of the funniest moments of the first day in Oktoberfest was when we were walking down the main road and Jenna suddenly yelled "Bert!" The day before, she had met a guy and saw him again. I had no idea what was going on, except that my little cousin was surrounded by 8 guys, holding court.
I then had my first sausage in Germany. It was a must. I knew dad would be disappointed if I was in Germany and didn't get a brat.
After we walked around a bit and rode the Ferris wheel, we needed to go meet the bus for the trip to Neuschwanstein. It was a two hour trip to the castle.
Neuschwanstin was built by King Ludwig II in 1892. King Ludwig inherited the throne from his father, King Ludwig I (whose marriage started Oktoberfest). Built in the Alps overlooking the town of Schwangau, the castle took 16 years to be completed. Unfortunately, only 170 days after he moved in, King Ludwig was found unfit to rule due to mental illness and the very next day was found dead under mysterious circumstances. Originally, it was said that he killed himself, but since, evidence has come to light that he was murdered.
King Ludwig II had a homoerotic fascination with composer Richard Wagner. No one will say if they were actually in a relationship or if Wagner just feigned interest to get cool things. There are many elements of the castle that were designed to be acoustically pleasing for Wagner including a cave in the mountain and the great hall. He also had a fascination, slightly creepy, with swans, hence the name, Schloss Neuschwanstein, meaning New Swan Stone Castle. The castle was never completed, but it would have had 200 rooms. The ornateness of the structure is amazing, but photos aren't allowed inside. Still, I got some good shots outside.
This castle is the inspiration for Disney's Sleeping Beauty Castle in DisneyLand, not Cinderella's Castle at DisneyWorld.
Neuschwanstein Castle
Sleeping Beauty's Castle
The best part about Neuschwanstein? It was the castle used in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. My life is now complete.
After a pretty steep hike to the top, you are met with beautiful views. Of course, it was cloudy and foggy, but we made do.
Beautiful Bavarian sign
The Castle
Brianna, Angel Rose, Emily and Jenna in front of the castle
I aged myself by pulling out a Heidi reference. Of course, the girls had no idea what I was talking about.
The entrance
The girls posing on the bridge
When you get up to where the girls are standing in the above picture, there is a beautiful courtyard with one tree. The tree was a gorgeous shade of yellow. The yellow against the white stone was breathtaking. I actually took about 50 pictures of this stupid tree, but, well, that's me.
When I got home, I played with Photoshop.....
This is the view as you exit the castle. It was just breathtaking from every angle....
We headed back to Munich, and ended up going out for Thai food with the tour guide. Thai food in Munich....the irony was not lost on me. Afterwards, the girls headed back to their campsite (yes, they were camping) and I headed back to the hostel.
I got on the train and a girl from Glasgow sat next to me. Her boyfriend was German and sat in the seats in front of us. While we were waiting for the train, that was standing room only after we got seats, two guys got into a fist fight literally right next to us. It was broken up quickly, but this was the first time I realized there was a lot of alcohol in the festivities.
The train either broke down or was stopped for a bomb scare for over an hour (I think it was the later, but I don't read German) so we chatted for that time. She was super nice. Very interested in American politics, specifically Obamacare. She explained how Scotland wants to separate from England, but she didn't think it was good idea. She asked me what I thought about Posh Spice and I said, "Well, she's beautiful." She responded "You think so? Why do you think that?" I told her that in America, we value being thin and stylish as the main determining factors of beauty. She said, and I'll never forget this "Here, we don't think that's what beauty is. If you have a warm smile, an open heart, and a warm, caring nature, we value that as beauty. I think Posh needs to eat a hamburger and remove the stick shoved up her arse."
Here I was 4,200 miles from home, stuck on a broken down train outside of Munich, being schooled on beauty from a stranger from Scotland. It was surreal.
When I finally got to Augsburg, I got to my hostel to find that my key card wasn't working. After 2 and a half hours on the floor in the lobby of the hostel, I finally figured out that I could knock on the door of one of the employees. When I did, she got angry with me because she was "not getting paid for this." I fought back the urge to tell her that I was not paying to sleep on the floor. I finally got into my room 3 hours before I had to get up to go to Munich again.
The next day, I woke up, bleary eyed and grumpy. I got to the train station, headed to Munich, and before I got there, I was in a festive mood again. It's amazing how infectious the energy was. The only issue was that I was wearing a dress and it was freezing. I bought a sweatshirt at the train station, and got a venti cafe mocha with an extra shot of espresso at Starbucks and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Jenna was running late that morning, but because I didn't have my cell, we couldn't get in touch. She finally showed up and we headed to the fairgrounds.
This time, her friend Devlyn came with us. It was Devlyn's 20th birthday, so that was a great celebration. We wanted to go to a more authentic tent, so we chose Hacker. Hacker is known as Bavarian Heavan. Their slogan is integral to the Hacker-Festzelt philosophy: when surrounded by clouds and stars with a cold Maß (liter of beer) in the hand, you may feel as though you are truly in a "Bavarian Heaven".
We also went in with the goal of acquiring mugs. It was at this time that I ordered a secret drink - Radler. It's half lemonade, half beer. It's delicious. And while I could have polished off a beer myself, this made it much more enjoyable. We invited two guys to sit with us, Toni and Frank. Toni and I became buddies. He didn't speak English. I didn't speak German, but we had some fantastic conversations, nonetheless. Toni and Frank were from Salzburg. It was a fantastic time. The passage above describes our experience completely. I've never experienced anything like it and would definitely go back. In fact, I promised Toni that in 2 years, we would be back, and would sit at the same table at the same tent on the same weekend. Guess I need to start saving my money!!
Prost!
Beer!
Devlyn and Angel Rose
Jenna, Emily and Brianna
Our table was the best!
Brianna was the only one to attempt to g'suffa!!
Emily, Brianna, and Angel Rose
Toni tried g'suffa-ing too.
Eins, Zwei, Drei, G'Suffa! (Thanks, dad, for teaching me this key German phrase!)
We had so much fun!
The girls ordered chicken. Yup.
Emily, Brianna and Angel Rose wanted to go walk around Munich, and Jenna and Devlyn had moved to a table with Italians, so with great sorrow and promises to return, Toni and I parted. I went to go sit with Jenna and her Italians. It was so fun to see her flitting from language to language. She spoke fluent German with Toni and Frank, and spoke enough Italian to speak to the guys at our table. When I got to the Italian table, the guys wouldn't talk to me at all. After about 30 minutes of sitting there like a tool, I told Jenna to have fun, and I decided to go out to take pictures of the fairgrounds.
Hacker - Our second tent
I was so happy that I got to experience this with these girls
Cheers to the people who dared to go on this ride after drinking beer
This lion said "Lowenbrau" in a deep voice every time the stein went up
Germans are so friendly...so friendly that they kiss strangers!!
See ya in 2 years, Oktoberfest!!
After we left Oktoberfest, Jenna got on a bus back to Florence and I navigated the Munich subway system. Holy cow. We think Boston is confusing.
I got to Marienplatz, but everything was closed, so I couldn't even get a map. I had no idea what I was looking at or where things were. I did see some of the actual Beer hauses but didn't get to Hofbrauhaus - the one where I knew some of the history!
Marianplatz
Augustiner-Brau
I spent most of the rest of the day in the train station waiting for my train. I was tired and cold, but I read, and napped, and charged my phone, and before I knew it, I was on my way to my 3rd country in the same number of days!


























